If Brandon Boyd was standing at your front door..
Montag, Oktober 12, 2009 - 22:32
If Brandon Boyd was standing at your front door..
What would you do?
Would you kick his ass?
Pull him inside your house?
Or would you pull him inside your house and kick his ass?
(lmao jkjk)
What would you do?

Kommentare for this Forum Topic
finds_quicksand..
If you're talking about me, I have the right to be on here, because, well duh, I AM an Incubus fan!
If I wasn't, I wouldn't be here in the first place.
And I'm surprised this thread is even still here!
I hope the captcha finally dies already..
Why are we being raped by the captcha, anyway?
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Don't worry, I'll love you, always.
so... can we post stuff now?
FINALLY. I was going through withdrawal not being able to communicate to my incu-friends
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sing this song, remind me that we'll always have each other... when everything else is gone.
Den: Hahaha! That'd be kinda nice.
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now show me the world as seen from the stars....
Christine, if he's not too busy and does read this, maybe he'd be flattered to know he's the source of such imaginative writing - you never know!!!!
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'cuz without love I won't survive
i don't understand why some people are on this site when they don't like incubus and like other bands better - i love incubus but if i liked a different band i would go to that site and talk about that band there
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some people fall in love and find quicksand
If he was standing at my front door right now, I would tell him that this site sucks major ass.
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Since all of you are going to get blocked, because the admin of the site obviously hates us for no apparent reason, and blocked both of my good accounts, what's the point of being on this site, then, if all that's going to happen is that we get blocked?
Man, if he were at my door, I'd be all like "b**** what you lookin at? motherf***er i'm ill!"
xDD
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Bonifide Rarity: I'm kinda hoping that he's just a tad bit too busy to read or care about what we post here. But, that of course, is just my hope. lol He probably is creeped out.
Oops...sorry Brandon? hahaha.
I will defend myself by saying that it's all in good fun...or naughty fun, I should say.
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now show me the world as seen from the stars....
If he was standing at my front door right now, I'd tell him to get the f*** away and bring me Taemin, instead.
x]
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Haha! I'm 100% sure Brandon has read all these posts. I mean, if you were him wouldn't you check out what your fans discuss, I know I would! And I wonder if he's more creeped out or flattered by all these dirty dirty entries lol. Anyway,
I usually imagine myself showing up to his front door with my surfboard and asking him to spend the day with me out in the ocean.
I guess if he showed up at my door, I would definitely ask him to paint with me!
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~true Rarity
I've been missing out on this story, Christine, it is so good! I'm howling with laughter and at the same time blushing furiously, good thing my little guy is in bed. I'm not even going to pretend that there's anyway for me to continue with this level of story writing, way beyond my capabilities. Kudos, girlfriend!
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'cuz without love I won't survive
HERE'S MY f***ING-AWESOME STORY.
It was Thursday evening, as I was sitting on the couch with Taemin, watching TV, AND THEN WE WENT TO THE BEDROOM AND f***ED EACHOTHER.
THE END.
See, I told you it was f***ING-awesome!

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Hahahaha! I promise.
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now show me the world as seen from the stars....
yes yes YES!!! no broken yolks? promise? LOL! =)
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Kudos to those who see through sickness
LOL! Eggs....sunnyside up is your favorite, am I right?
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@christine.....what's for breakfast?! since you owe us for making your morning... breakfast will do... LOL!
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Kudos to those who see through sickness
Hahahaha! You ladies made my night....or morning I should say.
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christine... looks like this can be a part of "you know what" *wink wink* ... ahahaha!
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Kudos to those who see through sickness
*jaw drops*
NOOOO.
DON'T. STOP.
lol
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sing this song, remind me that we'll always have each other... when everything else is gone.
Amber if there's truth in that stereotype......you can totally have them. lol
So I have a little quiet time and thanks to Siren's last entry my mind is aflight.......
Continued.....
Two days later while preparing for bed, having showered, brushed my teeth and about to crawl under the comfort of my sheets, the doorbell rang. I paused, perplexed over the possibility that someone would come to call at this late hour. I glanced at the clock, it was nearly 1am. My eyes fell on the object beside it, the watch he’d left, the only tangible reminder of our extraordinary night together. A staggering hope ripped through me. Could it be him? I shook my head as if to physically remove the thought. I was not one that lived for impossiblities. Perhaps my neighborhood had an emergency on her hands. The bell sounded off again. I could hear an impatience in it this time. I hurried over, alarmed that my pondering had shaved off precious minutes needed in saving a life. I looked through the peephole, just to be sure that some maniac wasn’t on the other side. And I nearly collapsed, my knees going weak immediately, my breath halting, my heart racing in my chest. It was him. Brandon, beautiful, alluring Brandon. The man I’d fought in vain to keep from consistently invading my thoughts over the past 2 days. My mind raced in an effort to explain his presence on the opposite side of my door. The watch….it had to be about the watch. It did, after all, look expensive. I ignored the voice in my head that told me it was too late an hour for him to come knocking on my door for a watch. But he was a rock star, was he not? Keeping crazy hours was probably completely normal for him. I took a deep breath in order to regain my composure. I unlocked the door with fumbling fingers, as though I were unfamiliar with the quirks of the lock I'd handled for 5 years. I swung open the door. He peered down at me, a strange look in his eyes. It was a mixture of relief and….something else, something that alluded to an inner turmoil.
“Hi” was all I could utter, all my senses coming alive as my eyes greedily drank him in.
He did not respond, merely gazed at me with that strange look.
“Would you like to come in?” I asked hesitantly, unsure of what to make of all this.
He studied me for a long moment. “Yes.” He finally responded, almost as if he had to fight to get it out.
His voice was soft, but there was a distinct edge in it. He sounded…..disquieted. His expression mirrored what I heard in his voice. My heart beat furiously as I watched him cross the threshold. Once inside he turned to face me. He ran his fingers through his hair, licked his lips and squeezed his eyes tightly against the torture of his thoughts. He looked stunning in his moodiness. Unwilling to pry, fore I felt I did not have the right, I decided to bring up the watch..... which shockingly had been in my hand the entire time. Something inside me had either fervently hoped or actually believed that he would be the one standing outside my door.
“Did you come for your watch? You left it here and I had no way of contacting you.” I mumbled, extending the hand that held it.
He gazed at me, the look in his eyes taking my breath away. It was dark, dangerous, and downright erotic. He took a few steps closer to me, so close in fact that I could feel the heat emanating from his body. He took the watch from my extended hand, looking down at momentarily before tossing it aside as if it were a trinket from a vending machine.
“That’s not why I’m here. I don’t give a s*** about the watch. And I think you know that.” He murmured, his voice thick, heavy.
I stared up at him, dumbfounded. “I…I” was all I could mutter before his index finger silenced me. He traced the outline of my lower lip, pulling it downward, staring at it with a hunger that left me speechless.
“I’m leaving for L.A. tomorrow and try as I might" he paused, assaulting me with his penetrating gaze. "and trust me, I tried really hard" another pause. He lowered his head, ran his fingers gingerly through a strand of my hair. "I couldn’t stay away from you. You've gotten under my skin and I haven't, for the life of me, been able to stop thinking of you.” He said these last words slowly, softly, almost in a whisper, his brow creased and his eyes burning with intensity, as if it pained him to admit his weakness.
He left me no time to respond. In the next instant his lips were on mine. He grabbed a fist full of my hair, crushed my face against his, and kissed me with a hunger that left my mind reeling. His tongue parted my lips roughly, our teeth banging together as it searched for mine. He moaned into my mouth upon finding it and my knees buckled. He must have noticed this because he suddenly picked me up in one fell swoop. I gasped, wrapping my legs tightly around his waist. He groaned and drove my back against the wall. We never made it to the bedroom……..
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Someone stop me please! lol This is way too much fun. What a guilty pleasure......
Why is it that the bad things are the most satisfying to partake in?
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now show me the world as seen from the stars....
OMGIKR?
But I'd still f*** Taemin & Minho. xD
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I heard asian guys have small wieners.
CapOuPasCap: Spanks
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She's the tear that hangs from my soul forever...
Someone please tell my why I keep looking at my goddamn signature?!
IT'S SO f***ING SEXY, I'D f*** HIM RIGHT NOW TILL HE CAN'T FEEL HIS DAMN LEGS.
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Flo: I know I speak for the both of us when I say....THANKS!
Amber: LOL! Too funny...picturing BB outside, naked and throwing a penny at you...XD
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To continue t3h greatness! :3
And as I threw a pancake at him, he then got on his knees while he was still naked, and begged to me to let him back inside, but then as I told him "i'd rather much f*** Taemin and Minho at the same time!" and he then looked at the ground, saw a penny, AND THREW IT AT ME, so then I tackled him and he was like "OMG RLY?" and I was like "NO s*** SHIRLOCK" and he grabbed me, took me inside my house, on to the bed and as I yelled "RAPE!!" Taemin came from inside the closet and was like "LOLOL GAY" and he threw a pancake at Brandon!
>D
THE END. xD
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LMAO amber!! that's too funny XD
@ siren & christine: you guys have some serious writing skills...and imaginations lol!
Lordy....!!
Amber: hahaha! You got me on that one....very funny.......love the pancake toss, btw. XD Congrats on writing your first story.
Melanie: You naughty, naughty woman. lol
Siren: Nice.....or as Andrew says....NOIIIIIIICE. hahaha.
Very sexeh. 
Seriously....the "soreness between my legs" part....had me laughing out loud. Overall very well done.
And I love the way in which you wrote the word Continued!!!..hahaha....it was wrought with excitement.
Yeah, we are so going to burn for this thread. I apologize to all who sees this as crude. It's just a creative little game, nothing more....and a fun one at that.
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When Brandon was on top of me, while the lights were off, and there were scented candles burning.. "i love scented candles" he said while still on top of me humping me, and I told him "b**** get the f*** off of me, you old motherf***aaaah!" and he was like "WELL THEN, I'LL GET ON TOP OF TAEMIN AND MINHO INSTEAD. LOLOL" and so as I kicked him out of the house, I threw a pancake at him.
I FINALLY WROTE A STORY! =]
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continued...
Brandon's thrust was deep and steady.....
My arms were wrapped around him...
Begging him not to stop...
my my, ladies. you guys are quite the imaginative bunch, huh? haha!
<3
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This island isn't big enough for both of us, so who will swim in eel infested oceans?
Continued!!!
It had been a dream. The most superlative dream one could have ever conceived. That's what I thought as the warm morning sunlight seaped through my blinds and washed over my face. I rolled onto my back, stretching my arms over my head when I felt it... The undeniable soreness between my legs. I shot up with a gasp and felt the pressure again as I sat upright on my bed, prompting me to rip my sheets away and find myself stark naked. I quickly stood up but as soon as my feet touched the carpeted floor, I fell to my side with a thump. A result of the weakest knees I've ever felt. " Holy s***. " I breathed, helping myself up to stand on wobbly legs. I walked tentatively into my bathroom, my naked form coming entirely into view in front of the full length mirror. My hair was a f***ing mess. Emphasis on the f***ing. I slowly turned around, studying my body and finding one of his love bites on my back and another on my ass. " f*** me running. " I whispered, ghosting my fingers along the teeth marks. " It happened. " I said louder in realization. The past 24 hrs flooding my memory like an avalanche in vivid intensity and detail. " I slept with Brandon Boyd! "
I sped walk into my room and looked around. There it was... a watch... a man's watch! I snatched it off my night stand, it was his. I remember him taking it off as he watched me play with myself with heavy lids. Oh Christ! It was real! What were the chances of something so amazing yet so absolutely absurd taking actual place. My fantasies lived out in my very own home. I threw myself onto my rippled sheets, Brandon's scent assaulting my senses. My room smelled of the best sexual experience of my life. His voice invaded my ears like he penetrated more than the depth of my soul. I was radiant... Radiant in the after-glow of being conquered by the epitome of a man who left his indelible marks of passion burned into the deep recesses of my heart, forever.
I looked over at the watch clutched in my hand. How much sentimental value did it possess? Could it be the only reason for his possible return? A warmth spread across my entire being like the smile on my face... Maybe.
Oh my... I can't believe I just wrote this hahaha. who's next?
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She's the tear that hangs from my soul forever...
omg christine that was crazy hot lol - i hate you baelyn!! hahaha
Neb: I've often wondered about that......
Well....since you ladies liked my last entry so much.......
continued........
He was gone an hour later, leaving me with a most precious display of intimacy. At my front door he turned to me, closed the distance between us, wrapped one hand around the nape of my neck and drew me in close. I parted my lips expectantly but he did not kiss them. Instead he pressed his forehead against mine and paused for a long moment. I stood there, my movements suspended as his long, slender fingers traced the contours on the left side of my face. I could feel the tickle of his warm breath on my lips. I fought against the nearly violent urge to move the slightest bit so that our lips would come into contact. I refrained from doing this, not wanting to ruin this moment with such a vulgar display. "Thank you." He breathed these 2 words and softly kissed the corner of my mouth. And then, before I could utter a single word...he was gone. I spent the rest of that night reliving every second of that experience. Every touch, every kiss, every sigh and moan illicited from being with each other in that secret way. I sighed, wondering if that primal act would ever again be the same for me........
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ok, now it's someone else's turn...
Happy imaginings.
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LOLOL, I'M A MAN, I'M NOT DIRTY.
>D
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Sometimes I think girls are worse dirty minded than guys. :/ I know I fit into that catagory. But that's ok. I keep it to myself...Mostly...~Evil Grinz~
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"History has a tendency 2 block out the popular beliefs about the leaders of the time,
so glisten with my syllables & ponder the thought, maybe they should have
had 2 dedicate more 2 it, go! You've got 2 be, so good 2 be, You've got 2 be HILIKUS!"
HOW AM I NASTY?
Y'all were worse than my little comment!
I might just troll this thread CAUSE IT'S FULL OF OLD PEOPLE.
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LMAO!! OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO DIIIIRRRTTTYY!!!!
@ christine: i'm speechless lol!! oh...my...gawd...MUY CALIENTE
& i love amber's short & sweet "when brandon was on top of me and started to hump me." hahahahaha
thanks guys - that's all i'm going to picture today lol o.O
LOL! You girls are dirty.......hahahaha! I did my best to keep it clean for ya'll.....
And if we continue with this raunchiness I'm sure the site admin/moderator is going to strike this one from the forums as well. So be mindful of what you say coughAmbercough....lol.
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Holy Moly! This thread has evolved! lol
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ccjar
my biggest fear will be the rescue of me...
WHEN BRANDON WAS ON TOP OF ME AND STARTED TO HUMP ME.
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